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If Chevy Cars Had Human Personas

Chevy Cars

How many of you name your car? Well, why shouldn’t you? You invest hours of research, expend all your energy jumping from dealership to dealership, and spend thousands of dollars just to obtain the perfect one for you. After all that effort it would be strange not to show some serious admiration for your personal vehicle.

When you think about it, a car is more than just an expensive hunk of engineered metal. A car is something you rely on every day, it is something that reflects your style and passion, and most importantly it brings you limitless freedom and enjoyment.

When looking at a cars design, power, features, and price point, you could almost personify them with their own personality type. Chevy as a manufacturer offers an amazingly long list of cars in its current lineup that are all unique with their own character traits. From the Corvette to the Escape, Chevy cars have every type of persona you could imagine. Here is a look at if Chevy cars were humans.

 

2018 Chevy Corvette

If the 2018 Chevy Corvette was a human, they would be the college sports star who is your favorite person at the bar. Charismatic in both looks and personality, Corvette can win anyone over with their smooth moves, and fast-talking witticism. You are always in for a good time when Corvette is around and ready to play, and they are always ready to play. When it’s time to get on the field they give off a fierce determination, but off the green, they are primping and keeping every hair in place. No one can compete with Corvette, and very few even want to because they are just that fun and likable.

 

2018 Chevy Cruze

The 2018 Chevy Cruze is the best friend who is always there for you, but feel bad for never getting the credit they deserve. Cruze is charming with their simple and clean appearance, but it won’t be turning every eye on the street. Where Cruze really gains love is in its deep and almost unbreakable dependability. Cruze is the type to be at your side in a seconds notice whether you need a night on the town after an emotionally draining breakup or just someone to stay home and watch a movie with after a long week of work. As a Chevy car, Cruze will do anything to please those that let it into their lives.

 

2018 Chevy Equinox

The 2018 Chevy Equinox is that person who always has to be the symbolic mom of the group with a surprising wild side. The genuine love and consideration for your comfort and convenience is always clear when it comes to Equinox. They will pack everyone snacks, make sure everyone has somewhere to sit, and get every single person home safe and sound every time, and without even needing to be asked. This doesn’t mean they can’t be fun though. Equinox will also always be the first to jump up when you recommend mountain climbing or a sudden trip to the beach. You can always count on Equinox to guide the way to an exciting and worry-free time.

 

2018 Chevy Volt

The 2018 Chevy Volt is your flower child friend who is the sweetest and smartest person you ever met. Volt is short but still maintains a healthy physic. No matter how healthy they are though, they often get overexerted if pushed for long periods; dwarfs are excellent sprinters, but bad long distance runners after all. Volt is the first person to go to about almost any health or technology-based subject because you know they will have the best answers. They are obsessed with being eco-friendly and all natural, but try to separate from their precious computer and Wi-Fi, and you will see it’s not so sweet side. With a love of tech and nature, Volt is determined to revolutionize the world by utilizing the best of both. When it comes to passion, Volt will not be pushed aside.

 

2018 Chevy Impala

The 2018 Chevy Impala is the young person who just seems to have a mature soul and adores everything retro. Impala is smart in a sophisticated way. They will collect all kinds of old-fashioned memorabilia, and use it in every aspect of its life. Impala always dresses in a retro style emphasizing its refinement. That being the said, the Impala has a hidden love of showing off its athleticism on the court or field since no one expects them to even know how to play, let alone crush them with clean precision. Never let an Impala make you think that it desires anything less than strength, refinement, character, and perfection.

 

2018 Chevy Spark

The 2018 Chevy Spark is the most adorable person you ever met. They are kind of similar to a really intelligent five-year-old that just has a way of finding and getting into spaces you didn’t even know existed. They love the city and are naturals at getting around it and finding all the best locations from shops to places to eat that even lifelong residents failed to notice.  Sweet, innocent, and humble Spark never takes more than required, and always gives more than it needs to.

 

2018 Chevy Trax

The 2018 Chevy Trax is generous, humble, and well-rounded. Trax will give you everything it has and will do it with a smile. That being said it also never wants to be the center of attention despite its naturally vibrant looks. A little shy, but nothing can hide the well-rounded and long list of talents it contains. Although Trax is amazing at a great number of things, they have never learned to master any, which may be why it lacks the confidence it deserves. As a Chevy car, Trax is a treasure only the keenest of eyes will notice.

Each Chevy car gives off its own unique personality. Some are proud, and some are humble, but every last one of them is always ready and willing to be your ally on the journey that is life.

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